Sunday, June 28, 2009

give me fever

I just googled "how to get a fever".

Let me share some of the methods I've found. Other than the typical hot showers, drinking hot stuff before temperature taking, putting heating pads on your forehead, we've got....

  • Eat your toothpaste
  • Put onions in your armpits
  • Eat some really spicy stuff
I am soooo beyond tempted to try the onions.

Why can't we just go back to the days where education wasn't all that important? Where you'd just get married off young, have kids and live happily ever after! ( Bra burning feminists, don't kill me ) Oh wait, I'd still be an abysmal failure at that too, considering how I have next to nil knowledge of any housewifely domestic skills.

Ah, such is life.

No comments: