Shoot me, NOW.

okay, so the parents are actually away.
Does that make me happy in any way?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Know why,
I'm stuck babysitting three ungrateful little brats at home.
Who apparently have authority issues.
Especially, when it comes to me it seems!

And when they're not behaving all that badly,
i have to do the household chores.
NOT GOOD.
considering how, i have no idea how to work the washing machine, have no desire in washing plates, etc. etc.
Theyre gonna be away for FIVE WHOLE DAYS.

DAMMIT.
what happened to the plan of them being away, sending the sibs to an aunts house, and the aunt who lives with us to go to freaking M'sia so i can have the house to myself??!
Why couldnt they have just stuck to the original plan!!
Is that too much to ask for?

Apparently, yes.